I have a slight problem. One I have about 5 minutes for this blog, two my perfume is causing me TONS of problems. Everyone who really knows me, knows I hate small talk (especially with STRANGERS). After they get over how strange that is (considering how loud and friendly I am), they all seem to be ok with it. So this morning for the UMPTEENTH time I was forced in chatting with some stranger because she liked the smell of my perfume. It happens all the time now, I spray or stand next to someone and they are like "what is that smell …it is wonderful. Smells like <insert some random ass flower here>". I reply, "Oh its Michael Kors" (ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY PLEASE TAKE NOTE FOR GIFTING PURPOSES). Now I would love for the conversation to be over however it is not. It continues ad nauseam about some bland small talk topic…how long have I been coming to the gym, do I know any other great smelling perfumes, who will win the super bowl. My dilemma is I love my Michael Kors and I do not want to stop wearing it, cause I like when people I want to talk to tell me I smell good. Oh well, I am getting better at learning how to cut the small talk off quicker.
For those of you expecting some good ol trife, I will be blogging later about Brad and Jen and Nas and Kellis. Halle’s divorce is FINAL too. So check back to see how I make it do what it do! Ding Time is up, gotta get back to work.