Some say it is the unofficial start to summer. But I realized what it really signifies is the beginning of summertime reality shows. Also know as crap. If things weren’t “chaotic” enough with Brit and Kevin now I am going to be subjected to Beauty and the Geek (some Avg Joe theme show with brainy geeks and dumb beauties- BOO), Dancing with the Stars (pseudo celebs team up with dancers- I guess its suppose to capitalize on the Shall we dance craze- there is a Shall We Dance Craze?), RU the Girl (Chilli and T-Boz are looking for a replacement for Left Eye- I thought they weren’t going to replace her. I guess the sound of their last album going lint made them rethink the thought.), I want to be a Hilton (Momma Hilton doing something- I know she’ll be showing us how to keep your daughter off the pole but still skanky) , H1t me baby one more time (Old rockers trying to get in the game- BOO), Tommie Lee goes to College ( I don’t know), Hells Kitchen ( some chef screaming at wanna be chefs), ok ok you get me. I wish I had an idea to sell. I mean apparently it doesn’t take much. NBC has a ton of reality shows way too many to mention. I think my favorite variety of reality show to make fun of is the one would the “celebrity”. No real celebrity is doing a weekly reality show. It’s a genre reserved for those on the B, C, and D list. If you are lucky then maybe the show will elevated you out of your status like Nick and Jessica. That’s right Brittney I think your 15 minutes may be up. I hope you have invested wisely and there is always a show in Vegas for you to hit us one more time.
Since I am on the celebrity band wagon, is it me or is the name combining out of hand? First there was Bennifer (Ben and J-Lo) then Bennifer (Ben and Jen Garner). Now there is Tomkat (Tom and Katie) and the latest, my personal favorite, Brangelina (Brad and Angelina).
So I was thinking what if people went around referring to their couple friends under one moniker. Hey have any of you guys seen Zonique (look my blog – my fantasy). Great news Cadam is making it official they are engaged. LOL! Amanison is on their way over here. Ok ! Ok! I am cracking my self up LMAO!! I hope you laugh as much combining your friend’s name. Here is the question is the moniker singular or plural I treated as a single you know two become one.
This week has been really hard. I guess it’s the after vacation blues. You know the freedom of not having to be at work during the week. Well at least this is a short week. I need to be independently wealthy. LOL
Well let me get out of here. I have a grind to get ready for. Oh yes that new common CD is jamming- but you already knew that if you were cool. Yes that means Toyosha (my truck) released him from her grips. (For those who didn’t know my Common CD was stuck in my CD for no reason. It was the first time I had tried to play it. But it came out yesterday).Woo Hoo
UPDATE : AFTER THE BLOG!!
Speaking of reality shows has any one seen the Shaquille ? It really wasn’t that bad. It comes on Mondays on ESPN I guess. That’s when I saw it. Check it out if you like sports or reality TV and let me know what you think. Go ahead…I’ll wait for you. I’ll be right here.